Welcome to Snail Shell's Emporium of Oddities!

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What's this all about?

This site serves two purposes:

1. This site is a directory of all the things I've made that I think are worth sharing with the World Wide Web.
2. This site is a nostalgic trip down memory lane. I'm hand coding this entire site and using bad code designs on purpose because that's just how we did it back in the 90s. Like, why is this whole site built using a <table>? That's crazypants. It's also all static content so if I change a menu item on the home page I'm gonna have to change it manually on EVERY page. WHY IN THE NET WOULD I DO THAT?

Is this site mobile friendly?

It probably works on mobile and I do add some CSS here and there to make sure the mobile site is at least usable but honestly I don't care. If something doesn't work on mobile it probably was never meant to. We didn't have computers with tiny screens in our pockets in the 90s. This project is meant to be fun, so I'm not gonna stress about whether it works on mobile.

Why are there so many typos?

Dude, look. Assistive technology like autocorrect and spellcheck and AI agents just have no place here. I'm writing literally everything by hand as mentioned above. So there's gonna be typos. There's gonna be code errors. It's fine. This is how I like it. And so what if thiosakjf gruntgyt?

I'm sick of reading. Are these FAQs over yet?

Just one more thing...